Festival wear is a bonafide “thing” these days. With brands like H&M and Forever 21 having entire lines dedicated solely to Festival Season, it’s become an instantly recognizable aesthetic. Even when someone just says the words “festival outfit” — a definite image pops into mind. And it generally looks something like this: I would venture to say the trick is to stay on-trend while avoiding looking like a music festival style Pinterest board threw…

The seedy underbelly of Festival Life… You would think that in 2015 we’d have more options than a glorified outhouse. Hovercrafts, leisure space travel, and 3-D printing are all real, tangible things nowadays…but somehow we still have to pee and poop in open public bins at events with large crowds. Personally, I’d rather take a squat behind a large tree or in a thick patch of bushes than handle my natural, necessary business inside…